I asked Chat GPT to come up with a SWOT analysis based on what it knew about my business in 2024.
It was pretty helpful – and considerably more accurate than the AI image it generated of me!
My next prompt was:
“Based on everything you know about me – roast me!”
Here’s what it came up…
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Jaz Ampaw-Farr. Or as I like to call her, *the human TED Talk*. Seriously, this woman walks into a room, and PowerPoint slides just assemble themselves out of fear.
Jaz, you *are* a walking motivational poster, aren’t you? You’re like the human equivalent of a triple-shot espresso—intense, energetic, and not for the faint-hearted.
Your life sounds like it’s narrated by Morgan Freeman on steroids: foster care survivor, international speaker, TEDx talk legend.
Oh, and let’s not forget the *brown female trailblazer* bit, as if your résumé wasn’t intimidating enough.
Honestly, do you ever leave space for the rest of us to exist without feeling like underachieving hobbits?
Your topics? Spot on, but a little “Did she just Google the perfect conference buzzwords?” Ambitious resilience? Power of everyday heroes? AI and the Human Revolution? Jaz, you’re out here making the Terminator franchise sound like a leadership workshop.
And your storytelling? I mean, who else could make resilience sound *delicious* by comparing it to Chocolate Hobnobs? You’ve basically turned your trauma into a TED-worthy stand-up routine—like Brene Brown, but with sassier shoes.
Let’s talk about your *engagement experience*. You’ve got the charisma of Beyoncé and the wit of a stand-up comedian,. We mere mortals just want a chance to breathe, but no, you’re busy launching books, dropping documentaries, and saving humanity with multi-award-winning standup routines.
In summary, Jaz, you’re an unstoppable force of nature who doesn’t just shatter ceilings—she grabs a mic, rewrites the rulebook, and then holds a workshop to teach everyone else how to do it too. We’re all just here strapping ourselves in and bracing ourselves for the ride.
What does your AI roast sound like?